Stupidman - A positive attitude, empathy and a willingness to cheat.

Gary Simpson - I like the first two. Have you declared the last one to the IRS? Now Stupidman, I have to ask you this and I am almost afraid of the answer you might give but here goes. Are you a reader and, if so, what books do you read?

Stupidman - I used to read a lot of paperback fiction (too cheap to buy hard covers). Now that I am a self proclaimed writer I barely have time to read the newspaper(s).

Gary Simpson - I understand the time commitment. Do you have a favorite quote or saying and what is it?

Stupidman - ?What doesn?t kill me makes me stronger.? It?s either German or something said by a steroid-using athlete.

Gary Simpson - Or maybe even a German steroid-using athlete? I can't believe I actually said that. My apologies to all the Teutonic visitors to my site. I didn't mean it. Truly! Doing an interview with Stupidman does things to me. OK Stupidman, what, if any, is one thing about the internet that annoys you the most?

Stupidman - Doing interviews.

Gary Simpson - U-huh, I see... then, let's go the other way. What, in your opinion, is the most advantageous feature of the internet?

Stupidman - Being asked to do interviews.

Gary Simpson - Hmm. You certainly are a complex person Stupidman. I keep reading the previous two questions and your answers to them and I am still confused. Nevertheless, let's look to the future. What project or projects are you currently working on?

Stupidman - I have started a cookbook ?for men only? and a sequel to my better selling book: ?The Internet Adventures of Stupidman?.

Gary Simpson - A men only cookbook? Now that should be something for us all to look forward to. I hope you have a chapter on brain food. Sorry, Stupidman - like I said, you do have an unusual effect on me. Maybe I should just leave the gags to you. Is there anything else you would like to say or add to the interview?

Stupidman - You people with low self esteem should listen to Gary and get over it. The only reason you are losers is because you think you are. Quit blaming your crappy life on circumstances and outside influences. Take charge of your life. If this makes you mad, then good. You can work with anger but you don?t get anything out of depression.

Get off your butt and buy Gary?s book(s). Buy several copies and give them to other losers (then you?ll feel superior). If you are incapable of making an on-line purchase just give Gary your credit cards and he?ll do it for you.

Gary Simpson - Whew! Out of all that you actually make a few good points even if the delivery was somewhat, er... shall we say... unconventional.

Folks, you have just subjected yourself to a five-minute interview with Stupidman. To say it was different to all the other "Achievers' Interviews" would be an understatement. Like I said before, I think Stupidman is a genius in disguise. Please go and visit his site. I think it is hilarious - especially those photos of the man himself with a bag over his head to conceal his identity. I have tried to prize it out of Stupidman many times in the past and even once or twice in this interview but I'm going to ask one more time - Stupidman, are you going to tell us your real name?

Stupidman - No!

About the Author

About the author: Gary Simpson is the Course Co-ordinator for the "Life, Journey, Destiny - Personal Development Home Study Course" and the author of "How to Stop Wasting Your Life and Start Getting What You Want." You can view many more articles by visiting Gary's website and accessing the "INTERESTING" page.